PUNNY POEMS

JOKE GENIE

PUNNY POEMS

CLASSIC BATHROOM POETRY

Here I lie in stinky vapour

Because some jerk stole the toilet paper

Shall I sit, and shall I linger

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit

What a caper

I have to shit

But I'm out of paper.

Here I sit broken hearted

Tried to shit, but only farted.

I came here to sit and think

But all i do is shit and stink.

Some come here to sit and think

Some come here to shit and stink

But I come here to sratch my balls

And read the bullshit on the walls.

SPELL CHEQUER

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid

Eye nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

It's rare lea ever wrong

Eye halve run this poem threw it

I'm shore your pleased two no

It's letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

MY MATE BILLY

My mate billy

Had a ten foot willy

He showed it to the girl next door

She though it was a snake

So she hit it with a rake

And now it's only two foot four.